This is Nuts… “Wearing Texas T-shirt nearly got man castrated”
By MountaineerBob on Sep 12, 2007 in Rantings
When it comes to a football rivalry we all understand what it’s like to get emotional about your team. It doesn’t even matter if your team wins, you still get crazy and alcohol doesn’t help the situation. Hence the couch burning.
Well apparently a guy in Oklahoma took this to a new level…
According to police, 32-year-old Texas fan Brian Christopher Thomas walked into Henry Hudson’s Pub on June 17 wearing a Longhorns T-shirt and quickly became the focus of football “trash talk” from another regular, 53-year-old Oklahoma fan Allen Michael Beckett.
Thomas told police that when he decided to leave and went to the bar to pay his tab, Beckett grabbed him in the crotch, pulled him to the ground and wouldn’t let go, even as bar patrons tried to break it up. When the two men were separated, Thomas looked down and realized the extent of his injuries.
“He could see both of his testicles hanging on the outside of his body,” said Thomas’ attorney, Carl Hughes. “He was wearing a pair of white shorts, which made it that much worse.”
It took more than 60 stitches to close the wound, and police interviewed Thomas at a nearby hospital emergency room.
This is crazy! I know we get stupid when PITT or LOUISVILLE comes to town, but I don’t think any Mountaineer fan would ever do this. We just aren’t gay enough to want to grab balls. We would rather burn burn burn!!!
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Black Beatty | Sep 12, 2007 | Reply
Sorry MountaineerBob I have to disagree with the Joe Paterno comment. The man is a class act.
Butchie | Sep 12, 2007 | Reply
I, as a ‘Neer fan, have to admit that I cin only dream of a coach such as that there JoePa. I know that might be heresee, but I’m not too redneck enough to think that having a brilliant coach like that fer 40 seasons wouldn’t be a darn tootin’ good thing.
MountaineerBob | Sep 12, 2007 | Reply
obviously we have been infiltrated by Penn States fans posing as ‘Eers. Their blind love of JoePa proves this. If they would just open their eyes they would notice that grandpa they call a coach can’t even tell the difference between a potential threat in Notre Dame to a cupcake game like Florida International or in a month or so Temple! I can tell they put Depends on him this year, he hasn’t ran to the bathroom in the middle of a game yet this year. YET.
bravo | Sep 12, 2007 | Reply
A man rips off another guys nuts for the love of his team. . . yeah, I can see that.
Jeff | Aug 22, 2008 | Reply
Ouch… that sounds really painful. Goes to show the extent of what your clothing choices say about you and how you will get treated.