I have decided to create a new recurring article called Stewisms (like Bushisms except they are totally friggin’ awesome and not idiotic blabbering).

Coach Stew seems to have a never ending array of colorful quotes, quips and crazy analogies that fall out of his mouth at an alarming rate, I can now tell why and how it could have gotten him in trouble in the past.

So I’m coining the term Stewisms now because I have a feeling we are are going to have a lot of these to post during the upcoming season.

Stewisms: 1st Edition - Training Camp:

“You don’t get better if you don’t go out there and get after people’s fannies.”

“At the end of the day we did some down-ups and some up-downs; we bonded as brothers and everyone clapped hands and everyone left and was mad at Mister Rogers.”

Coach Stew calls pads. “He’s working in shells and a helmet, and he’s getting back to football.”

“He was flying around out there and gnawing on people.”

Stay tuned for more I’m sure and if you have some Stewisms feel free to share via the comments, I know there are a ton that happened before training camp!